Blink, Blink, Blink.

So, I'm watching Twilight. And trying desperatly to count the amount of times KStew binks. It's completely and utterly nuts. I swear all she does is blink :S



Hard thing about counting was, I kept getting distracted by either blogger, twitter or someone annoying the fuck outta me on msn. (Annoying in the good way if it's TG)

And as someone rightly said. They would NOT have allowed her on the plane with the cactus. Silly people :P

But anyway, back to the blinking. Within the first 4 mins of the film she's blinked 17 times. She double blinks most of the time too. And talking to Jacob... 5 blinks in a row. KStew must have missed alot of the filming due to the fact that she was blinking for most of it.

I'm being mean. She probably had a reason to blink alot. I know that contacts hurts like a bitch if you have them in for a while and aren't used to them, that and the fact you do blink alot when getting used to them.

Buuuut, I've found that for some reason, I can't watch Twilight without the commentary over the top of it. I have to admit it does annoy the FUCK outta me in some points. Like when Bella is running away from Jasper and Alice. NO, NO, NO! I wanted the airport scene dammit!

And as much as I love Justin, he was not the person I pictured to play Eric. Christian is perfect for Angela as is Anna for Jessica and Mike for Mike.

Oh, My, GOD! I don't think anyone can disagree on this part (well, a few might, just because they'd be arguing with me) Taylor Lautner is the PERFECT Jacob. He's just how I pictured him.

I'm rambling, I apologise. And don't get me wrong. I fucking love Twilight. And yeah, I can watch it without commentary over it, but I have the commentary going through my head all the time. I guess that's what I get for watching it so many times.

Ooh, and is it just me that see's Jackson's hair as dark when he's driving the jeep into the parking lot? I'm not sure if it was just the tint, or the fact they hadn't done his hair yet. Either that or I've just never noticed that his hair isn't peroxide blonde. Hmm...

And Billy Burke is a scene stealer. Which I think is amazing. Look at the hospital scene, he pulls the curtain across and the scene is his =D

Right, I'm gunna put it down before I turn this post into a huge thing and point out all the flaws that it is. They really should remake Twilight now they have the money.

Alls I have to say now is, THANK YOU TWILIGHT! I now have a wall full of pictures, a blog, twitter and countless other things because of you. And I have a half naked picture of Taylor, from the New Moon posters, up on my wall, who some of you may not have noticed, shows a tiny bit of underwear :P

And, I should hopefully have chapter 3 up later on today. People seem to like it, I've had more hits over the past two days since I put it up then I've had since I started my blog. Hehe. Soo, Come back now ya'll :P

Ahem.. SHADDUP IN THE BACK! Thanks

So yah. I know I've been missing for a few days but bleh. I've been to Ireland and reading Twismut. (Thanks for the links Latchkey Wife, I'm now addicted :P). The trip to Ireland was... RUSHED. We flew in one day, had lunch, slept, next day went to the Giant's Causeway (which is not as big as it looks in pictures) did a train to Belfast, had a PROPER pint of guiness and then waited for 3 fucking hours for the plane home. I swear to fucking god that waiting in that airport would have been scratch-out-my-eyes boring if:
1) I didn't have Eclipse with me
2) I didn't have my phone so I could text Twitter updates every 5 minutes with how bored I was (follow me here (: )

3) I had not just spotted the most a-fucking-mazing Eclipse book I have seen. It has RED page ends! RED!!

Could a book BE more sexy?

Anyways, The night spent in Ireland, I had this weird fucking dream. I mean so weird I HAD to write it down and make it into a story. Soo It will be started probably later on or tomorrow. Depends how much Twismut writing I can do. It's 14 a4 pages long... (:

Sooooo, I may actually start it and split it into chapters. It's NOT smut, or even centered around Bella and Edward. It's more around the actual people. And ya I know, I don't have their permission to use their image BUT it doesn't reflect them... It's just complete and utter fabrication. I'm just using their names hehehe

Ooh another thing, NO WHERE HAS EDWARD DOLLS. Mother fuckers. I think I'll have to take an hour bus journey into Liverpool, just to go to World's apart, JUST to get an Edward doll. Well it's not JUST an Edward doll. It'll be better than carting a book around with me to take pictures of at different places....

Picture this with an Edward doll. I would have been able to put him down too.
I didn't dare with this because the mother fucking wind would have blown it into the ocean.
And I love Eclipse. Wasn't gunna risk loosing it

Or Edward SAT on the train chair. Instead of me sat there reading Eclipse.
I also have NO fucking recollection of when the hell this was taken. Music was on and I was reading.
I was lost to the world at this point

Anyway. Enough of the stupid ass ramblings and off for me to type up my story...

You have been warned =D

Robward Cullinson

Well, today has been extra specially Twilighted. I've watched the video of Robert Pattinson pics put to Sex On Fire by Kings of Leon a million times (Thanks Twitarded) then went for my daily dose of Robward. I was actually brave enough to type Robward into google image search and it came up with T-shirts for him! So I started looking at the links, just to make sure none of them are misleading. When I see a link to Twitarded underneath one of the pictures. I swear those girls have got a finger in every pie (a couple of toes too by the looks of it)

Hell yeah! I want it!

It actually doesn't surprise me anymore. But I do want a Robward/Robert/Edward T-shirt. I may even stoop as to just buying a plain white T-shirt and edit the fuck out of it myself. And anyone who knows me, knows that's a bad idea. I refer people to the bleach streaked purple and blue shirt I did. Because some fucktard decided to put bleach somewhere and this idiot managed to locate it with her top. I also refer to the cut up 3/4, dyed black, fabric painted to fuck jeans I did when I was like 16. When I start doing something. I do tend to get carried away, it's shown here too with my mad ramblings. But anyways, I was top searching after that and found this little gem

Amen, T-shirt!

I agree with the T-shirt (or T-shit as I keep typing because my r button doesn't want to play nice with me today) Who can honestly say they do not love HP for bringing us this god-like creature? I don't actually mean the WHOLE HP thing, just the fact they cast him. And we also have to love KStew for the simple fact she was the one who literally talked Catherine Hardwick into casting RPattz in the role of Edward.

And for those of you who need an RPattz fix. I looked ALL over the internet (well... Just google...)

Look at that chest hair and fucking awesome pout! *thud*

Rugby!!

Well, the rugby season is upon us. FUCK YEAH! That's all I have to say
St. Helens saints are playing tomorrow, WEEEEEEEE! They are the local team where I was brought up (St. Helens obv :P) and when I was younger we used to go to as many home games as possible. I remember one night after a match they put on a light show there, I was about 6 or 7 but I've never forgot it. It was fucking amazing! Then going getting chips in newspaper after a game... Ooh the good times. (I used to play rugby as well when I was younger. I was that type of girl on the pitch. You know the one, right? The 'I'm gunna take you the fuck down if you get in my way' kinda girl :P) And as per usual I've ended up fighting with at least one person who thinks that Saints aren't all that good... (Ensue Twitter arguements, mine via text :| If you wanna follow me just click SVO, for my arguement buddy click MTP)

MTP wolve's baby! not exactly Vikings but go ed! just beat Wigan an I'm happy :p
SVO Widnes will kick them lol. Saints tomorrow though! Am fucking excited!
MTP saints suck flange......
SVO Ooh you did not just fucking slag off the saints! Man whore!
MTP I think I did.... yher I did Vikings FTW
SVO I follow Widnes when saints ain't playing. But saints is just the ultimate so screw you
MTP Vikings are GOD so stfu lol
SVO Are fucking not! Saints are god and are gunna trample everyone!
MTP Vikings just devestate the field....
SVO Uhm. I've seen them play. I know they do. But saints are just fucking immense
MTP Ahaaaa no
SVO such a good comeback. Because you know I'm fucking right (:
MTP as right as my left foot.....
SVO your feet are both right and so am I. You know it fuck face

So it continues on like this. Neither of us is backing down at this point. Because no matter what someone says you always stay true to your team :P
Bit like with Twilight I suppose. You have your teams and you stick. I'm team Alice, because she's fucking amazing. When it comes to choosing between Jacob and Edward though... I'm Switzerland. Well I'm not sure who's the best out of the two *covers ears so she's not deafend by the screams* but I'm sure that someone will tell me.

And YAYS! I got my first follower today. Poor love, reading my ramblings is not pretty :P It's actually one of the people who owns another Blog site that I constantly look through. So if you want to go see her blog, it's here.

Ooh and holy mother of vampires! The pics I've sent to JJ and STY over at Twitarded, and LKW over at Ramblings of a Latchkey Wife have been put on their blogs. Que my ultimate blushing when I saw them on the blogs. I had a lump in my throat from it. Those girls are just AMAZING! The ones on LKW's blogpost KStew not happy with Robkey wife? were inspired by her daft ass playing around on FaceInHole, which is a fucking amazing site. I did one of my own :P

I make a good Jane, Don'tcha think?

After the obsessive Twilightness of that, I then decided to go play about with more Twilight pictures that I have. Que stupid ass comments on random ass pictures :P


There was a site that was introduced to me by Clare Bear, where you could actually upload a photo, edit the fuck out of it then upload it straight into your pictures folder. (Website found here) It's alot like paint, only much, MUCH BETTER! As in they have fuck loads of random fonts, different colours and it's so easy even a chimp could do it... Or a Twitard who can't use computers that well, jus' sayin'...

Alls that is left to say is... GO FUCKING NUTS! And I want to see any and all pictures that you make. You can send them to me at zoomage@hotmail.co.uk (Yes, I'm English :P). I really should get an acount that has something to do with my blogger name. Meh, I'll get round to it, someday...

Just a normal Twiaddict day

My day was pretty average today.
Clean up the garden (*Internal groan*), Chase my little brother around the house after he punches my wall and leaves a huge mark across the paint! and then check Twitarded. MY GOD! They've crossed a few lines, but with their caption post, they've jumped all over that line and kicked it into oblivion. I was crying with laughter reading it though.

I then went along with my daily picture hording, Which was NOT pretty. And I also took a few pictures of my wall. Of which I have a meesly 17 Twilight pictures. I MUST find the fucking glue. I had it the other day... Then couldn't find it after I put it down... Which actually made me real pissy. I think I may have a Twilight problem ya know. Ha! First step is admitting it, so I'm on the way to, wait, I don't want to recover from my addiction. GOD DAMN!


After this daily routine, I went to log onto Twitter. Only it wouldn't let me, I swear to high hell, I've never sworn at a site outloud (In my head, yes. Because that isn't insane..) but after the hundreth attempt at trying to sign into Twitter, and failing, I cussed it to the deepest depths of hell.

*Twitter keeps coming up with an error*
SVO: MOTHER FUCKER! Load you peice of *Edited out for the safety of reader's eyes*

I swear that little, blue bird is fucking with me. It's taunting me. I can enter my username and password, then when I click onto enter. Twitter's just like"Aah, na. I'm not gunna let you on because I got hacked and didn't like it. So you're going to feel my fucking pain!"

"Try and log in, I'll thwart all your attempts! Mwahaha!"

So, after that somewhat disturbing outbreak of words from my mouth, I set about putting pictures together. To fill up any and all blank spots on my wall. I will find my damn glue and fill up that space. Then when that was up, onto play with make-up. That was all well and true until I read LKW's blog and was crying with laughter. Que make-up running down my face, which then had to be taken off. I WILL NEVER WEAR MY PINK EYELINER AGAIN! It's literally stained my skin where I put it. I look like a fucking panda. But instead of black spots it's fucking PINK! Holy hell, that stuff is evil...

Hmm, another though I'll have try and get my parents to buy me and Edward Cullen doll while we're in Ireland next week. Mwahaha. We always get spends, so I'm hoping they'll let me save mine, so that I can get myself one of those very gorgeous dolls. Or I may just save up and get a Full-sized Edward to scare the crap outta my mother and father. That would be fuuuuuun. (I gotta act like a kid while I can still blame it on the fact I'm a teenager... I only have 8 months till I'm 20!)

I just need SOMETHING to do. I can't just sit in my room and stare at the half naked picture of Taylor Lautner... Wait a moment... Yes I can. But I do need something more than that. I also need to find more Victoria pictures before this Bryce Dallas Howard begins to show up as her. She will not be my Victoria. Scummit made a real big mistake with that move

ANYWAY! I will not go down that road because It will start a big ass rant hehe. BUT! You should all go see these sites you know. Ramblings of a Latchkey Wife, TWITARDED and Confessions of a Twicrack Addict. The first two are just fucking nuts, in the laughing-so-hard-you-piss-your-pants kinda nuts. And the other is just for complete and fucking TONS of Twilight news :P

Cold Turkey

So, I'm finally home from baby sitting two little monsters. I swear they make the evil looking Edward Cullen (You know, when he's saving Bella in Port Angles and he does that I'm-gunna-fuck-you-up-real-bad stare) look like a tame little kitten in comparison. Which reminds me, my friend has two kittens. Both, of which, have scratched the hell outta me and left me with a rather nice mark on my hand.

Little fuckers.

See, he's terrified!

Luckily, I'm not stupid enough (Or crazy enough) to babysit at my own place, so I was looking after them at my friend's flat... WHERE THERE IS NO INTERNET! That I did not find out until the first night and was literally going mad not being able to feed my addiction. Going cold turkey on Twilight is just down right STUPID! So I'm sat there, daydreaming about the Twilight books (Some people would say that's sad, But I don't so there) and planning on how to add more Twilight posters to a wall that's slowly getting a little too full. I'm only allowed to do the one wall, because I still live in the parent's home and one wall must stay blank, the other wall around the window is way to small for anything of importance and the other wall is, well, covered in slatters of paint. What can I say? When you have your 11yr old cousin staying around and you have a load of coloured paints and a plain white wall... What else is there to do?

But I'm rambling now, Which is a very bad thing due to the fact I can talk for England and probably the world, if I had the chance :P

So I finally get home, and start up the laptop. Which I have to say, is fucking S-L-O-W when loading. I swear it could probably put Bella's computer to shame (Book not film. In the film she has a laptop.........) and go about grabbing pictures of everything Twilight I possibly can. I swear my Twilight picture folder is the largest one on this computer, and it just keeps getting bigger. When I happen upon a fellow Twi-hard friend that is on my facebook. Well... Let's just say that for the past hour or so we have been swapping pictures and comments and Twi-blog sites. And also a lot of Twi-smut.

RPattz is panty melting, drool worthy, coma indusing and just generally FUCKING HOT!
We did make a list of other things that Mr. Pattinson was. But I think it would scar alot of people mentally what the list included and also what we would do if we could get our hands on him. All I have to say is I'm getting a large cut-out of Edward and a little Edward doll when the paycheck comes in. Mwahahahhaha (:

Uhm, what was I saying?