Omg..

As you know I've been relativly quiet on both Blogger and Twitter.

Blame my smutty sisters for that fact. They know what they've done.... Don't you!! Don't give me that look dammit!

Anyway, there is a point to this post. It's that fact that as I was looking on google before, I typed in Twilight Body Paint. And you've all seen the girl that went to comic-con completely covered from head to foot in paint in the semblance of something Twilight. If not, go look it up.

But, as I went to delete this from my search bar, I ended up with only Twilight Body, which then gave me the option of Twilight Body Glitter. Of course, I clicked it...

Can you say pee your pants with laughter?

I actually laughed pretty hard when I saw this. I honestly never thought I'd see this type of product on the markets. Then again we have seen the likes of the Esme's Veil that was for sale.... (Thanks to Twitarded for that one, It was really damn creepy)

And even if you thought they were bad. We have Twilight merchandise for the liqiour lover in all of us. What better way to combine drinking and Twilight then with a whiskey flask??

I'm sure the girls over at Twitarded would love this little product too. What's a Twilight viewing without a bit of alcohol on hand??

I'm sure you all have a lot more products that are bad/weird. Send them too me. I think the next few posts will be inspired by all Twilight products that are weird, strange, badly made and just down right weird. My email is at the bottom of the screen.

And also... WOOO! I'm at 12 followers. I'm so damn happy right now I may give you all 30 wonderful mins of any Twilight boys you want ;P