Mwahaha! I mean... Hai

So like, I have this new recruit. Only she doesn't know she is yet. She may live in America but I have her out Twispotting for me at Hot Topic. Mwahahaha my cunning spreads through the internet too

If you clicky the picture I think it's linked =D

She announced to me, via Twitter, that she was off to the mall to go to Hot Topic so with my greatness I decided to convince her to go get me pictures so I could squee at home :P

It went a bit like this.....

TBA: I wonder if they have anything new at HR. I will find out soon! :D
SVO: PICTURES! I WANT PICTURES!

TBA: I will twitpic pix just for you! What would you like to see?

SVO: ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING! Hehe. If they have Alice/Carlisle stuff that'd be great =D

TBA: Okay, I will see what I can find!

SVO: Wooo! Indulgance through a second party! It's amazing hehe :P

TBA: Haha Ya! I'm about to walk into Hot Topic, let's see what they have ............

SVO: Hehehe I soooo need pictures!
TBA: Okay, No Alice/Carlisle stuff all I see Is Edward and Bella everywhere I look lol. Lemme take some pix and see if i can get all the items

SVO: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEHEHE!

It kinda went on from there with me being absoloutly hyper from the fact I have someone to go stalk stuff for me.

Well this got me started worse than ever on the Twilight stuff. I even made a random piccy for LatchkeyWife that she's got on her blog! (I feel real special, and you better check that girl out! She's amazing!)

Which then lead to a quote off with me and ClareBear. Her quoting True Blood, Me Quoting Twilight. Let's just say that we had to call it quits because neither of us was going to give in at all. Here's a few little snippets of quotes we did. (Please remember she's doing True blood and I'm doing Twilight :P)

CB: vampire quote off...
Bill: "Jessica, I'm going to have a guest coming over shortly"
Jessica: "Can we eat her?"
Bill: "You may not!"
SVO: "We thought you were having Bella for lunch and wondered if you would share"

CB: Doctor: We need to aspirate. I need to drain the blood out of your penis.

Jason: (Baby cries in background) Jason's looks horrified

Tara: Okay, I'll leave you to it! (makes a long whooo sound and turns to leave)

Jason: (Grabs Tara's arm) Where you goin'?

Tara: Look, I would admit to sometimes having a sick curiosity about medical shit, (looks at the big needle the doctor is preparing) but I ain't that fucking curious!!

SVO: Because I was so fragilely human, so accident-prone, so much a victim to my own dangerous bad luck, apparently I needed a tank-resistant car to keep me safe. Hilarious. I was sure he and his brothers had enjoyed the joke quite a bit behind my back.

CB: Bill, you were just licking blood out of my head, I don't think it gets much more personal than that

SVO: Emmett watched curiously as Edward helped me carefully out of the car. His eyes zeroed in on the hand I cradled againt my chest.
Emmett grinned "Fall down again, Bella?"
I glared at him fiercely "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face"
Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter

CB (trust her): Bill: It's been a long night... don't feel like you have to
Sookie: Quit talking crazy
Bill: I just meant that I'd be satisfied to simply hold you
Sookie: I would not be satisfied. Not one bit.
Bill: What do you want, Sookie? Say it.
Sookie: I want you. Every which way. I just want you

SVO: "Ugh." I winced.
"What is it?" he asked anxiously...
"Needles." I explained, looking away from the one in my hand...
"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..."

Well, There's alot more where that came from. But I won't bore you with any of that hehe

---- Side note. Little Spike my carni fish died D= R.I.P. Little dude.

Oh My EDWARD!!

So Summit have fucked up. BIG TIME

Silly ass fuckers have only gone and recast Victoria. Without telling Rachelle first and then decided it would be smart to release their own statement. Do they not realise the power of Twihards? They really have pissed off alot of people here

So anyways, I stayed up till 3am last night, because I wasn't going to bed while all this was going on, then was woken up at 9.30am today. Not pleasent I'll tells ya. But enough of my stupid ass ramblings.

I went a little OTT last night with pictures I edited, It was pretty fun. I just need better editing software then I'll be able to make them look semi-professional instead of kiddy like they are now hehe

I like to share so much I split him into three, Front ones mine!!

Okay, so you'll probably see this picture on google or something. Yes I stole the damn picture but who cares? It's up for grabs if it's on google ;P Though who ever did the picture orignially, well done! It's amazing. And I'll give you credit for it if I ever find out who did it =D

So, after my daily Robward stalking on the internet, I went looking over Twitarded... Unfortunatly I hadn't put my tea down (IT WAS EARLY! And I was sleepy and needed something hot to wake me up!) so my laptop screen ended up bathed in tea which was spluttered out. If you read it you would understand! http://twitarded.blogspot.com/2009/07/volturi-belt-buckle-i-want-it-i-think.html . I swear if my laptop breaks because of this I'm suing! (Not really, but in this day and age EVERYONE sues now, so ya know...) But that belt buckle is just *drool*. I still prefer the Cullens crest to the Volturi one. I mean who would want a human bloodsucker by their special area? It just isn't right!

But I may just get this once I've got enough money and collect near enough every Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn item that comes onto the market! Even the damn adhesive bandages (plasters to us English folks) with Twilight on them I'll have them!

I wasn't lying when I said they had them

I even passed it onto a friend who is just as Twilight mad as me.
SVO text to CB: I found the Twilight plasters on play! You've got a link to them when you log on. Christmas wishlist needs adding to again
CB text to SVO: OME! I WANT! I WANT!
SVO text to CB: THEY HAVE A DAMN VOLTURI BELT BUCKLE! I fucking want it!
CB text to SVO: O... M...E!!

Needless to say we're both a little crackers when it comes to the merchandise. Only SHE can buy it where I can't :P
Damn her credit card to the Volturi lair. I mean it. I'll make one of those people eaters munch on it for their lunch (Okay, I'm a tad jealous. But she does work hard for that money. I've tried getting a job but no fucker wants me. I swear they all have it in for me!

We're the kinda gals that will sit in a quiet library, where people are working, and look over pictures of Robward and Twilight merch and squeel and turn monitors towards each other so we can see what's been found :P One of our other friends participated in this one day and from that day on became my little rant partner over what was missed in Twilight and what are the most important parts of the books that shouldn't be missed out of the films. Trust me... We're a little band and people DO get tired of it. But ooooh well. They can cover their ears if they need too :P

This is my crazy ass rant partner. Everyone should have one!

Stupid days

Well I had a rather rude awakining this morning.
Having a rather weird dream where everyone in the street got arrested and made to wear Rugby uniform... (Yes I know I'm weird) When in walks my friend, throws something at me and I sit up yelling "NO! NOT THE FLUFFY SLIPPERS!"

Well... Let's just say that I have NO idea where that came from because I hadn't been dreaming about fluffy slippers...

So after that I get up and go to feed my little carnival fish, which I won 5 days ago and he was still going strong yesterday. Only to find him floating near the top of the tank on his side. His eyes haven't glazed over yet so I'm desperatly hoping the little fighter is only in shock
*fingers crossed*

Be well my little fishy =(

So after that, I end up beginning to tidy my room. Typical teenagers room, There's clothes everywhere. Empty lemonade bottles (Because cokes too damn expensive) and make-up EVERYWHERE! Well anyways, I get a big patch of the floor clean and my DVD's organised while Twilight is on the TV is in the background.

Which THEN makes me end up wanting my daily Twilight dose, Made even more tempting because the pile of clothes I have is slowing growing and the mother will KILL me when I end up putting them out. So, I get one of those Twitter updates on my phone from Hilly Hindi, of the Hillywood show, That says that Rachelle Lefevre isn't going to play Victoria in Eclipse!!

That does it, computer time. Time to see this for myself. I'm honestly upset that she isn't going to play Victoria. She was perfect for the role. And not only that she's a really sweet person and really really nice. She even has a little campaign going which is like a click to give thing. It's free and here's the link to it http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=2

But anyway. Let's just say that my cleaning has gone to pot again. Because I discovered Twitarded had a new blog post up! =D Alls I have to say is that, I'm SO DAMN GLAD that I don't work yet. Because for one, my phone doesn't get the internet so I would be getting taunted by Twitter updates all day and second, I don't think I would be able to function without my daily Twilight updates hehe

"You know you want to look at every picture you can of me"
How is it that he's so irresistable!? Hmm? Someone answer me dammit :P

Well anyways, It's absoloutly pouring it down here. I mean buckets. You could take a shower outside and be able to clean yourself properly with no problem. But, Like always Twitarded has made me laugh, especially STY and the threat of getting fired because of the e-mails she sends back and forwards.
Well I'm not the only one who absoloutly adores these two. As their many, many followers show. Keep up the good work and I'll stop throwing random pictures together with phrases for them =D

First bloggy thingie...

Well I have to say today has been very entertaining
I spent most of the day getting scratched up by kitty cats (don't get in the way if a kitten has gone hyper, Resulting scratches are NOT nice)


See what I mean?
It was a very, very painful experience
Anyway, the day went on as usual. I read the last half of New Moon for the... uhm.. 8th time now? Well let's just say the book is starting to look a little worse for wear after it all
But hey, Twilight and New Moon kept me sane while travelling in a damn car for the whole time I was away. My GOD I was pleased I brought them with me

God bless this book! But see what I mean about wear?

But anyways, I had my cousins 21st birthday party to attend. And typical English weather decided it was going to make good on it's bad name and rain. And when I say rain I don't mean a liht shower. I mean buckets of freezing wetness hitting you from everyside possible while the wind got you when the rain didn't.

All's I could think about was my nice warm bed, and Twilight. I was soooo desperate for my Twitarded fix that when I was literally bouncing in place when ever I got a message from Twitter to say that Jenny Jerkface or Snarkier Than You had tweeted something to do with the blog I had to remind myself that I would be home soon and be able to read it.

Well the JJ and STY didn't disappoint. I got on to find that they'd put up a donation thingie so they could purchase a Full Sized Edward. Now I've always laughed my ass off when it came to their mini-E adventures (and always been a little jealous. I must get me a mini-E. I MUST!) and now a FSE was going to be added to the mix? I was sooo happy. (Ya I know it was like 10 days ago, but shaddup. Even I miss things 'kay!?)

Well they got all their donations and I must say I'm looking forward to seeing their outcome

LET THE MAYHEM ENSUE!

Ooh, And if you want to see their website for yourself (Be advised not to drink anything while reaing this, not unless you want to be drying out your comp for the next few hours. Ooh.. and minors.. NO! STAY AWAY! They will break your mind. It's only for the older people =D) then here it is http://twitarded.blogspot.com/

You have been warned