Monday, 31 August 2009

Oh my gosh!

The weather has been crappy, my good mood has been buried six-feet under so I can't find it and the phone that I leant to my friend has come back in less then perfect condition which means that I now can't sell it on. I know, I know. Don't lend out stuff you intend to keep near perfect. Ooh well.

Alls I have to say is roll on wednesday so that I can get my Twilight funk on and plaster my room with fuck loads more Twi-related merchandise. That should help my mood. And my mind.

I know it's taking forever to get the next chapter of Changing Luck up, and that's for the simple fact my brain has literally fallen out with my imagination. The bags are packed and everything in there.

So, to ease you pain, because I know that you want the next chapter (*snort*), here is some gorgeous hunky men to make us all happy.






Saturday, 29 August 2009

Uber groan

So, today was the next day of the "need money to see Kellan Lutz" fundraising things me and TG are doing. And it's, yet again, it was another car boot sale. Only this time it's a bank holiday weekend, so we hoped we'd be getting more people turning up. Our hopes were squished because there is another one tomorrow. Uber groan.

Thing is, we only got £97 last weekend. And I know it sounds alot, but since the tickets are £300 for the pair, it's only a third of what we need.

Unfortuantly, luck was not on our side and we only raised £47. After paying the lot and stuff we only had £134 altogether. So, it looks like we won't be melting our eyes with the sexual Kellan Lutz. Instead, we will be slurging out on Twilight merchandise. We have £67 each, so that will get us Mini E, the 2 disc edition of Twilight and what ever other stuff we want hehe.

There's always next year, and that way we get to meet the rest of the cast too. Look out America, we're coming and we're LOUD!

Hehe. So, wednesday we will be documenting the adventures of Mini E in liverpool. This will be fun. Watch this space hehehe :P

Friday, 28 August 2009

Changing Luck: Chapter 11 - Bruise

Any characters in this story that link to real life people are purely coincidence... blah blah blah. You get the picture.
I dreamt this. So be easy on me, it's my first time (:
Ooh and this is not Twismut. Sorry to disappoint anyone hehe :P
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Chapter 11 – Bruise



I collapsed onto the bed and yawned loudly. Today had been long, embarrassing and awful tiring, but also one of the best days of my life. I had a new dress bought for me by Nikki and Ashley and we’d had a meal with the rest of the cast. I was ready to sleep.

Unfortunately, Rachel had had more sleep than me and was still riding the high from meeting everyone

“Oh… my… god. We’ll get to see the whole cast tomorrow. I wonder why they’re in LA. Because they should be in Vancouver if they’re filming Breaking Dawn. But, oh, oh! They’ll be doing make-up and clothing sets and they’ve got Twi-con and there’s Jackson’s band playing!” Rachel began to talk faster than normal then.

I groaned and rolled onto my side, pulling the pillow over my head as I yawned loudly before giggling to myself.

My mind flickered to this morning and I smiled a little as I closed my eyes, letting out another long yawn in the process.

“Umph!” I gasped as the breath was knocked from me as Rachel’s knee connected with my ribs “RACHEL! For fucks sake will you watch what you’re doing?”

I rolled onto my back and held my side gingerly. That was going to leave a bruise.

“Sorry, sorry, sorry!” she scrambled quickly off me and rushed towards the bathroom as I pressed carefully at my ribs, trying to assess the damage

Rachel ran back in and carefully placed an ice pack on my side. We’d packed a lot of medical things for the simple fact I was accident prone and Rachel tended to inflict most of my wounds upon me

“It’s okay, nothings broke. Just, very painful is all” I smiled up at her and yawned again “You should get into bed; we have an early start tomorrow”

Rachel nodded and handed me two painkillers before climbing into her own bed. I glanced over at her and the second her head hit the pillow she was fast asleep.

How I envied how she could do that. I knew that I’d be up for a long time, and now with the burning pain of my ribs. This was going to be a long, restless night for me.

I swallowed the two painkillers and let out a soft sigh, my eyes watching the patterns on the ceiling from the light slipping through the slight gap in the curtain.

I don’t know when I finally fell asleep but the next thing I remember was Rachel slowly shaking my arm and telling me it was nine a.m. and it was time to get up

I yawned and stretched. Big mistake. My ribs instantly started throbbing and I groaned a little before pulling myself out of the bed slowly

Rachel was already dressed when she walked back into the bedroom “You were talking about Jackson in your sleep last night you know” she eyed me up and grinned a little

I stared up at her. I was never one to talk in my sleep and I don’t think I’d dreamt last night “What? Are you sure? I’ve never talked in my sleep before”

She just grinned and threw some of the new clothes we’d bought yesterday at me. “Thanks” I groaned a little as I pulled off my pyjamas and assessed the size of the bruise in the mirror

It wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. It was about three ribs long and only a few inches wide. At least it wouldn’t show through my top, I just have to be careful today. That’s all.

I got dressed carefully, so that I didn’t pull my side and smiled as Rachel handed me two painkillers “Thanks, I think I’m going to need them today. So, put the packet in your bag please”

She nodded and instantly shoved the packet into her bag along with a bottle of water

I yawned again and dragged myself into the bathroom. My hair was a state but I could just stick that into a bobble for now. I looked tired, but Rachel promised makeup, which I’ll probably refuse, but it should help the bags.

I pushed my hair into a messy bun and washed my face before brushing my teeth. “Hmm” I pushed my tooth brush into my bag. If we were eating out I’d have to brush my teeth again before we met up with Jackson at twelve.

I slipped on my shoes and stepped outside. Rachel was already there, looking perfect as always. I smiled at her and pushed the room key into my bag before stretching awkwardly so I wouldn’t jolt my side.

“Right let’s go. You lead the way seen as you have it planned out” I held the door open and followed her out into the hallway before closing the door behind me

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Bleh. Rib bruises hurt like a bitch. That's why I put it in here haha.

I got hit in the ribs, so it was inspiration

Thursday, 27 August 2009

YAY!

My blog has grown into 3 columns. I have followers. And I've had over 100 views to my blog since 10th August.

Alls I have to say is, thank you for putting up with my absoloute twoddle and potty mouth. Though I think I've been rather clean compared to what I can do.

This brings me to yesterdays blog. @Limey_1996 and I had ... well ... reverted to 6 year olds with changing random words into fart, farts, farting or fartingly. Or anything that called for it. And it was her who started it.

Today it wasmy fault to turn into a 6 year old and drag down the others within the little Twitter circle we have. This is what started it off

" Limey_1996: @Zoomage Yes, that frig for that. I look like bloody Nanook when the white stuff starts to fall.. haha I have a muff for everything! hahaha "
Que dirty ass mind and a whole fuck load, or muff load, of random words. We also decided to drag our 3 lovely accomplises into it. These being LatchkeyWife, K_InTheFlo & VitaminR70 (VR is on lockdown so you bitches aren't getting her's)

I'm so sorry girls. So, here is some Robporn to ease your pain :P


Wednesday, 26 August 2009

A fartingly good time was had by all...

So basically, K_InTheFlo, Limey_1996 and myself have been reduced to 11 year olds.

It all began with Limey and I talking about how we didn't know what RT (Re-Tweet), FF (Follow Friday) or HQ (High Quality) meant when we first joined Twitter. This then lead to us discussing what FF might have meant. Limey, being the complete nut she is, said that it could have meant Farty Friday.

Que mayhem and endless Fart puns, rewording and all sorts. We then managed to rope in our lovely, lovely KITF. It had been so, so much fun. Unfortunatly, our farty friend KITF had to leave us to go to work. Limey and I kept up the farty time.

Then, then came the moment that ruined our fun. TWITTER BECAME AN ARSEHOLE OF THE WORST DEGREE!

And when I say that, I mean that I had to refresh the page like a gazillion (or fartzillion) times for Madam Limey loo's posts to show up for me.

It got so amazing, but then my brain decided it was going to go shut down on me and all the fartyness (wittyness) ran out. Soo.. Because this post has been about myself and two of the best people I've met on Twitter. I'll give you guys some Kellan pictures AND a bitey Robward picture!


Changing Luck: Chapter 10 - Call

Any characters in this story that link to real life people are purely coincidence... blah blah blah. You get the picture.
I dreamt this. So be easy on me, it's my first time (:
Ooh and this is not Twismut. Sorry to disappoint anyone hehe :P
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Chapter 10 – Call


I felt slightly uneasy as I stepped into the restaurant again. I knew they’d all be watching and waiting for us to return, I just hope they didn’t bring it up again.

I watched as some of their eyes went wider as they looked at the new dress and Jackson just smiled sheepishly at me before holding out my chair for me

“Lovely colour, it almost makes your eyes look golden” he commented as I sat down.

I grinned at him and punched his arm lightly as he grinned back at me “Well you would know all about gold eyes, Mr. Vampire”

A few people around the table laughed and I smiled at them. I never thought I’d be able to feel comfortable again with them after what had happened, but they all shrugged it off and continued as if nothing had happened. Only Jackson made little remarks about it, which I didn’t mind. I knew him well enough to know it was only speak.

Wait, I really didn’t know him. I knew him well, we’d spoken for hours this morning about anything and everything, but I hadn’t known him long. There could be more to him than I actually knew from speaking to him.

The buzz around the table snapped me back to the present; everyone was chatting and laughing at different things. I heard Kellan telling Rachel first hand about Robert flipping him off in Twilight.

“I called him another name for a cat” he grinned at her and she grinned back her eyes going to Rob.

He was grinning as well “I can’t believe Catherine actually left that in, I was sure she’d cut it out. The first time we were asked about it Kellan laughed nervously and I froze” he laughed and looked over at Peter

“Yeah, there were a lot of things that made it into the film we didn’t expect. Like my ‘nice kitty’ line that I had to say to Rosalie” he looked over at Nikki and grinned at her

“That was a nice line, especially to Rose. She is like a vicious little cat” she grinned at Peter

“How’s the hands now Nikki? Fully healed yet?” I stared at Kristen in shock, it was the first time I’d heard her speak all night and she was quite happily smirking at Nikki

“Yeah, my hands are fine now. I’m just glad Catherine had those gloves. Vampires aren’t meant to bleed you know” She grinned back at Kristen “How’s your butt?”

Kristen laughed “Better” and with that they all started with things that had gone wrong during filming the movies and the lines they didn’t expect to be left in there.

Taylor looked at his phone as did all the others and an audible groan ran around the table. Rachel and I looked at each other, mirroring the confusion shown on each other’s faces

Jackson just laughed and shook his head “They choose their moments well don’t they. Well, we can’t keep the boss waiting”

He stood up, and the rest of us did the same too. Rachel was smiling a little at the others and Jackson gave me an apologetic smile before we all made our way towards the doors.

The cars were already outside and waiting for them to leave the restaurant. And, naturally, there were paparazzi outside too.

Rachel and I stood inside the restaurant as the others began to move outside, the flash of lights were almost blinding and I honestly didn’t know how the could put up with it all.

Jackson pulled me into a tight hug and I hugged him back. I didn’t want him to go yet. It had been such a great day, but I think everything else just came second to when the job called you.

He released me and grinned before kissing my cheek “I’ll see you tomorrow, and don’t forget what time I’m meeting you in the lobby”

I grinned back at him, he had an amazing smile and it always made the worse situations seem that much better

“I know, I know. We’re meeting at midday in the lobby. I’m not daft, and do you think I’d stand up my new best friend?” I whispered the last bit to him and giggled as he chuckled at the last part

“Yeah, alright. I’ll see you both tomorrow.” He pulled Rachel into a hug then stepped towards the doors “Thanks for coming tonight. The bills already been taken of too, so you don’t have to worry. We’re not eating and running” he pushed the door open and laughed as he headed through the flashing lights

I smiled at Rachel and took a deep breath “Time to go Rach, they’ll be distracted by them leaving so we’ll be able to get through.”

We linked arms and kept tight hold of our bags before heading through the door and pushing straight through the flashing lights and down the street towards the hotel.

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The next chapter hopefully won’t take as long for me to write and put up hehe.

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

Sexy Twistars just for you (:

Because I have a severe case of writers block and I can't seem to spell for a toffee (And have also hit 100 views, YAY!). I've decided we need some nommy nom hotness picture time (: So this post is going to be pictures of the sexy male side of the Twilight cast. And mainly the Cullens I think... (and yes, nommy nom Kellan)